Don't wanna be a playa no more
Playa is actually defined as- A nearly level area at the bottom of an undrained desert basin, sometimes temporarily covered with water. dictionary.com
or
Periodically-flooded basin common in parts of the Southwest. (CancerWeb Medical Dict?)
Ebonics is losing its grip.
So, drunk & barely boogeyin on the phuture floor last night, sexy colleague #1 (Let's call this one number 2- based on GEOGRAPHICAL PROXIMITY) tells me that I'm a playa. Say wha? (You've also gotta understand that this woman is a man-eater)
First you have to define a playa. Since I can't find a relevant web definition I'm going to create one -
Playa: One who engages into attraction with many others with the intention of having a whole lotta SEX.
I'd appreciate any help with that definition - but I think it pretty much goes along those lines.
The thing about playaz, is that like salesmen, they're playing the numbers game, working on as many targets as possible. A playa also employs techniques from dating text books, or if he's really good, develops some of his own - the premature playa brushes your nipples with his beer-grasping knuckles but the advanced playa - he plays it really cool, charms you off your feet with any combination of worldliness and GQesque charm, and above all, never, ever tells you how he really feels unless its I really love you sleep with me NOW. Or maybe he'll use something more tactful that he learnt in last month's FHM .
Me - no game, no technique, no glorious fucking list of bedded chicks. Add to that - embarrassingly transparent about attraction. How to be playa?
Thanks for readin, I'm paul and I'm off to sober up over bk teh.
or
Periodically-flooded basin common in parts of the Southwest. (CancerWeb Medical Dict?)
Ebonics is losing its grip.
So, drunk & barely boogeyin on the phuture floor last night, sexy colleague #1 (Let's call this one number 2- based on GEOGRAPHICAL PROXIMITY) tells me that I'm a playa. Say wha? (You've also gotta understand that this woman is a man-eater)
First you have to define a playa. Since I can't find a relevant web definition I'm going to create one -
Playa: One who engages into attraction with many others with the intention of having a whole lotta SEX.
I'd appreciate any help with that definition - but I think it pretty much goes along those lines.
The thing about playaz, is that like salesmen, they're playing the numbers game, working on as many targets as possible. A playa also employs techniques from dating text books, or if he's really good, develops some of his own - the premature playa brushes your nipples with his beer-grasping knuckles but the advanced playa - he plays it really cool, charms you off your feet with any combination of worldliness and GQesque charm, and above all, never, ever tells you how he really feels unless its I really love you sleep with me NOW. Or maybe he'll use something more tactful that he learnt in last month's FHM .
Me - no game, no technique, no glorious fucking list of bedded chicks. Add to that - embarrassingly transparent about attraction. How to be playa?
Thanks for readin, I'm paul and I'm off to sober up over bk teh.
posted by paul at 1:20 PM
3 Comments:
you're too honest to be a player you know....?
hhmm.. what's this i see... you, a playaa? shall i or shall i not beg to differ?
you still owe me a kiss anyways, playaa~
love, trina
U be a playa.
Try urbandictionary.com - 41 definitions in total, and here's one of em:
Playa
A Playa can be male or female and by definition be good at the game they play i.e. playing men or woman to get what they want. The man or woman leads on multiple people of the oppisite sex into thinking there is a long term relationship in proccess, when in reality they are just using them for the beneficial purpose of becoming a legend. Both males and females are capable of becoming a playa whether it be through sex, making out, or just plain old hooking them into a relationship and using them for money or whatever else they might need. Keep in mind a playa does not actually have to be dating someone to be considered a player they must just have you hooked and wanting more(tagged).
"Man that bitch was with two other guys while she was leading me on. She is a true playa, too bad she got caught cause damn she was hott. "
"That dick head was with two other girls while he was leading me on. He is a true playa, too bad he got caught."
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