Is your asshole gaping?

I seem to be late to most things, and this would definitely be the case with assimilating into Singapore culture, despite being born here.

I first came across the cover-backside concept when in BMT (that's army bootcamp), under orders to charge up Rambutan Hill. "Kani na, farster cheong or I stick a farking rambutan inside your farking backside!" Admittedly, some sergeants get carried away.

As a corporate rat, I've noticed that CBS (Cover-BackSide) is as omnipresent as it was in the army. I'm not one for anthropological discussion. This post is just a rant. For the sake of little other than the progress of the human tribe, let's take a chance & face the fucking fire. It might kill you to take a risk, but if you're another gutless fruitcake then nobody's gonna miss you anyway.

Thanks for rant-reading. I'm paul and I think its time to flaunt those nuts.