The biggest city in the world is Monica, in Maracaibo, Venezuela, ranking amongst Sao Paolo, Toyko and New York City.

Monica wha..? I've got my head underground.
Like an ostrich.

Yesterday I had my head under my pillow till 4 p.m. Dad was furious. He'd found out a few days ago that one of my siblings will be returning to England after trying to relocate back to Singapore unsuccessfully. Dad's been heartbroken and I suppose having his son "missing" in the bedroom was no consolation. I'd slept in so late because I was talking with my lovely till 7 in the morning. Our conversation centered around dad.

Sometime this life when I get out of the rat race, I'm going to pack up and spend half my time in Hawaii, learning to surf and sing songs just like Jack Johnson. With the other half I'd motor around the world with dad to the tune of a Bertone 105 Alfa Romeo. However, dear God, if I don't get there in this life, please cancel my order along with any future reincarnations, thank you very much.



aw yea, HAWAII.