Fucking flush...
Paragon shopping centre is reputed to have one of the best public toilets this country has to offer, so I chose it as my choice of crapping location today (Wed) after lunch. Lo and behold, its sit-down cubicles feature auto-sensing flushes. I've always found these auto-sensing flushes to be a pain because they keep going off everytime you bend over or lean forward or really just for no reason at all.
Much more of a pain, however, is when the flush is so goddamn powerful that it gives your undercarriage a thorough wash every time it goes off. This is pretty stressful since nobody is really comfortable with skanky flush water. The stress of not being able to lean forward for fear that the sensor will unleash the flush on me is akin to having an M16 in my back while attempting to shit.
The struggle for peace continues... why won't the toilets help a brotha out.
Much more of a pain, however, is when the flush is so goddamn powerful that it gives your undercarriage a thorough wash every time it goes off. This is pretty stressful since nobody is really comfortable with skanky flush water. The stress of not being able to lean forward for fear that the sensor will unleash the flush on me is akin to having an M16 in my back while attempting to shit.
The struggle for peace continues... why won't the toilets help a brotha out.
posted by paul at 12:54 AM
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