Mars darshan

I got an email to tell me that I'm pretty lucky I'm not dead right now because Mars is making that uber-rare trip so close to our Planet and that sometime after midnight tonight, it's going to appear to be as big as our full moon. I was psyched, thinking how we'd make cocktails, climb up onto the roof and graze under two moons, one yellow, one red.

It turns out that a guy really can't do 2 moons at the same time: the dream is nothing nothing more than an e-mail hoax.